In my arms it lay
I won't give it away
Hello ol' pal, it say
Let's go out and play
I found the world's greatest uninvention
Crept i from undercover
Depression i swiftly aimed
Be gone, you lousy loser!
The crazy feller now saned
Crawled i further cautiously
Seeking the victim i'm of
Here's where you've been, Agony
Into flames i lit it off
Searching the enclosed opening
In seek of patrolling Sadness
Betrayer! Halt there stop fuming
In place stood gleaming happiness
Walking along the straightening bend
Stormed i scouting for big bully Fear
Diminish him for crippling my friend
No longer lamed Confidence is here
I clutched the world's most powerful weapon
With it i fought these unseen enemies
This simplest gadget i marvel upon
Invisible to anyone who sees
Finally, it's in my palm
My thorns it trimmed and pruned
Finally I stood with calm
With pleasure my Will i crooned
Ps This article wasn't written during or after any sleepovers. It was written months back.