Lesson Learnt

August 1st, 2009

It's been quite some time since the World War II was over. I'm not here to yet again blog about the conspiracies and theories of war, I am instead going to elaborate on the implications WWII has on our lives right now.

First of all, the bad guys (axis) were some of the meanest badass bunch of zealots in history. They were tyrants utilising unethical means to achieve absolute power: Hitler being a dictator of the Nazis, and Japan's imperial emperor ruling with an iron fist. At the beginning point of this war, the axis were by far more superior to the allies. Germany conquered most of Central Europe while Japan harrased China, Korea and even Southeast Asia. It looked as if liberty and freedom will be lost forever.

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However, like most events in fictions and novels, there has to be a turning point. The maximum point of a parabola. A curve following the turning point that sends the axis spiraling down. It was the bombings Pearl Harbour that awakened and provoked the sleeping beast of USA.

Henceforth, the allies and the good guys teamed up and was on the front foot ever since D-Day. With the global veto powers USA and Russia on the same side, the tides of war were changing. The tables were turned and in no time the axis were crumbling apart. When all hope seemed lost, and the world was at the edge of disaster, the so-called "heroes" counterattacked at the right moment to claim victory by the end of the war that was 1945.

What does this tell us? This plot of events, like in literature... the exposition, rising action, climax and so on.

Before the war, mass-media wasn't exactly that popular, as it was rather low-tech that time. By the time the war ended, the entertainment industry began booming. Hollywood became some of the biggest moneybags in the world. Whenever they produce a movie that involves conflicts (can be action, adventure and war), they always imply this plot. Even now, our movies have a similar plot.

It is always the baddies who relish the roles as antagonists in the first half of the movie. In the end, they'd make some kind of mistake (like bombing Pearl Harbour), and the good guys will be on the attack, striking a killing blow at the end of the movie. And, a happy ending. In some cases, when the good guys are on the attack, the baddies find a way to counter it and ensure an nail-biting ending. But yet again, the good guys will believe in miracles that propel them to victory.

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As a result, these movies are, although exciting at time, but rather predictable. For example, Transformers 2. The plot was very textbook and ultimately very (very!) predictable. Star Wars (excluding Episode III), Spiderman, Quantum of Solace, Night at the Museum, Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings; are examples of famous movies implying that textbook formula. I'm not saying the plot is bad. It is good and suits almost all occassions, keeps your blood pulsing and also killing boredom. But boredom might reach out to you if the movie is no good, for example Quantum of Solace. You might discover what I have discovered here and in the end criticise the movie.

There is a stark difference between movies with an extraordinary plot compared to this formula here. We shall compare The Dark Knight and Transformers 2. Both had high grossings and legions of fans, but one was showered with awards and good reviews while the other was plagued with criticisms. The Dark Knight, when we watched it... we expected another boring old plot but it turned out to be so unpredictable and still very exciting. However Transformers unfortunately stuck to the safe plot and perished.

Kudos The Dark Knight for making movie so different. Movies nowadays have to learn from this example above, in order to produce movies with better storyline that impresses fans and critics alike. Movies relying on fans alone will not stand for long.

Don't just watch movies, observe them. Think of them as literature material.

Physics 101

July 21st, 2009

Bernoulli's principle states that:- higher velocity = lower pressure.

Hypothesis: the faster I type, the lower the pressure exerted on the keyboard.

Have I become a Science freak?

This speed typing test has recently become something hot among people. Showing off their typing speeds, they beat each others' records and try to strive for more. Which, doesn't make any sense in doing so.

564 words

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Conclusion: I am crapping.

Mata-Mata Takut Saya!

June 23rd, 2009

"KUALA LUMPUR: A police beat base located in the Chow Kit area of downtown Kuala Lumpur has been shut down because the “presence of criminals could make it unsafe” for police officers.

Home Minister Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar said the beat base was located in a dirty area where police faced the possibility of being exposed to contagious diseases.

The presence of criminals also posed a threat to the safety of police officers.

He said this in a written reply to Dr Lo’ Lo’ Mohamad Ghazali (PAS - Titiwangsa)."

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Laugh all you want. This is definitely a laughing stock. I mean, this is headline stuff, man! The police cowards of Malaysia!

Did their balls drop off?

Ohh... oh yea! Criminals make it unsafe and is a threat. And... oh yea, contagious diseases! Yup yup. Damn smart. Very smart move by them to leave.

I mean, aren't the police supposed to be busting these criminals? Instead of running away from reality, why not station more policemen there. Since it's littered with criminals, it would definitely be a hotspot for the police to nab them.

Forget the catching politicians and gatherings crap. Crime prevention is your main objective as it poses more problems to the society and the country.

I hope they really do change their mind, since Hishamuddin has taken over as Home Minister.

No RED Air

June 8th, 2009

This is last year's news, but you may not know it. America's insurance giant AIG will halt their sponsor for the jerseys of European and World Champions Manchester United. Hence, Man Utd was looking for new sponsors and our homegrown Air Asia rose up to challenge some of the biggest companies in the world to sponsor Man Utd's jerseys.

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We thought we could actually see this. What a great achievement it would've been for Air Asia as their flights now go all the way to UK. It would be good publicity for them, and for Malaysia too.

Indeed, Air Asia CEO Datuk Seri Tony Fernandes was very keen to get this deal. However, during the analysis of its Q4 and 2008 results, was this:

"We have a strong brand, but just to confirm we will not be sponsoring Manchester United."

Hmm... it certainly looks good on that red shirt, especially with Cristiano Ronaldo wearing it. It's so sad to know that your country's most popular company went so close to get their names printed on the shirts of the most popular team in the world.

The club, which is the richest in England, relies on sponsorship for around a third of its revenues.

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I hope Tony doesn't feel bad and goes on doing his business amidst this financial turmoil.

Stupidipity

June 4th, 2009

This is absolutely absurd.

Hmm...

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If you're wondering where this is, it is outside MY house. This is where our cukai goes to. It goes to this blatant waste and the product is this piece of shit.

Double signages.

This is a stupid act, and I personally pity the authorities. Stupidipity. I pity them for not using the brain God gave to them and pity them for their blind eyesight. How sad.

Sympathise them by all means.