Sooo sorry ppl... i know my blog have been very dead... well its because school had started and im having my SPM this year... As for those of you who do not know what is SPM... it is a major exam for those senior 5 students in Malaysia. Anyway... there is one thing i would really love to post up... It is about my Physics teacher...
I know I am like gossiping right now which is not a good thing... but this is really hillarious... My Physics teacher a.k.a Mr Humble LifeLong Learner, HLL (thats what he calls himself) taught us the 7H of learning a few days ago before our first term exam started which i think it was rather hillarious. This is how it goes... Humble -> Hardwork -> High achiever -> Harvard -> High income -> Help -> Heaven... I dont really agree with this but yeah... this was what he taught us... in a graph style some more...
Yesterday, when I was having my first term Physics paper... After flipping through and reading the essay question, I started looking at it and laughing non stop... Why? For those of you who thinks its because its too easy... THINK AGAIN... LOLS... it is because of the word "Mr Humble LongLife Learner" on an exam question... This is how the question goes... (something like that la) Music performed cannot be heard clearly by the audience although there is loud speakers placed everywhere. Your Physics teacher, MR HUMBLE LIFELONG LEARNER ask you to identify the possible problem for this matter and suggest ways to overcome it by using Physics concepts.... when i read that bolded underlined word I was like what the heck? Its an exam... but that really made a great laugh out of me despite all the stress on exam.
Another thing is my dear friend actually drew that 7H of learning graph on her answer sheet and hand it in to him... Well i guess she's not the only one cause i hav heard many of his students done that too... Well, just to inform you, im not trying to talk bad about him or anything... just something funny i wanna share and besides that, his classes are somehow sometimes quite interesting and hilarious when he come out with this type of stuff.
Well... Hope you guys can understand cause this is kind of an inside joke for a few classes in my school that is taught by him. And please note that when I say hillarious, i dont mean to discriminate something... it is just another word of saying funny (for me) =) Thank you ^^
Love Germ =)
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Went to my god brother's house yesterday to help him build up and decorate the christmas tree... It was so much fun. We had a great laugh... Here is how it goes... my god brother and I... never once build up a christmas tree before... Yesterday was our 1st time... His dad took out the box of christmas tree unbuild for us... and we... figure out how to fix (build) it... The problem was that there was no instructions at all... So... we started with the stand... after figuring out how to fix the stand... next, we tried stuffing the first layer of the tree inside...
We try and we try to stuff and to screw... But it can't go in... We was wondering... is the base(stand) wrong or what... So, we took out all the screw out again and start over... ended up with the same thing (base)... So we thaught that it should be the tree problem... My god brother took a pair of sciscors and started trimming away the 'leaf' at the bottom... And after a few trial... We manage to fit it in... We were like FINALLY!!! We were sweating like mad but we were still jumping around cheering and being so excited or... a lil too over exited.
Next, we open up the 2nd layer of the christmas tree... or maybe we THOUGHT it was the second layer... I notice something weird and said : " how come the "second" layer so big wan?? like much bigger than the "first" layer" After asking that stupid question... we just realise that we fixed it wrongly... As i said we THOUGHT it was the second layer... After all those effort we made trying to stuff the tree in... we had to take it out again and put the correct layer in... Thank God this time it was much easier... LOL. After that... YAY!!! I can finally say and not go wrong again that WE FINALLY BUILT UP THE TREE!!!!... both of us were super exshousted but we had extreme fun and laugh...
Next it is time to decorate... This is much easier than building it up (like MUCH MUCH MUCH)... After finishing everything... We look at the Christmas tree we built all by ourselves and gave a big smile of satisfication =)... After that... since I was fasting... Lovely Aunty Ngat Hoon (My god bro's mum) made a homemade mushroom vege soup jus for me... So lucky and warm... Its like a reward after that hardwork ^^
Another hillarious thing happened when we were building the Christmas tree... Since the Christmas tree was kept in a big box (rectagular shaped)... it was kinda dusty and all... and we found 1 coakcroach dead in the box... And a conversation started between my god bro and I :-
God Bro: Wow... This must be a lucky lil cockcroach
Me: How come (blurly)
God Bro: Because it has a coffin
Me: (MY GOODNESS... LAMENESS... -.-"... since when my god bro became so lame... <hang out with me too much?>)
After that great laugh... we begin to work... and I saw another dead cockcroach stuck on the tree... Yucks... Din;t dare to touch it afterwards... My god bro... this time... took a handful of kitchen towels and wrapped the cockroach up like a mummy... Lol... a mummified cockroach (sum more got coffin). Well... so this is how much fun we had... It might seem quite boring reading it... cos I know I quite "luo suo" but it was a great fun and a great experience... =)
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Marching with CF members today... one word to describe - Hilarious! Well... it is not really marching actually... it is more of like giving perghormatan for Datin Lim as she is retiring. The raptai today was super tiring but fun. I've never in my life been involve in such funny marching. It is SOOO NOT serious at all. I believe if the kadet polis instructur instructs us... we will be doing more than a million push ups today. However... it was kinda fun and it is really a great time we have together as a family. We did soooo many crazy stuff in front of the whole school that made them laugh like nobody bussiness.. It was also shock to see that some clubs were sooo strict and serious that they want to laugh but cannot laugh. Their facial expression was soooo funny... Anyways... it is really great to be in CF... no push ups =D
Some commands we made, as CF speaks more of english than malay we convert some of the commands to english... Here is how it goes: AWAS - Caution, Senangkan diri - Easy yourself, Rehatkan diri - Rest yourself (and everyone will act dead... y? cos rest in peace -.-") Besides that... we made up funny funny ways to hormat... like doing the chicken dance, doing stupid lala poses and so on... so this is how raptai today goes... I hope to share more... but i don't know how... No words can express how chila and how crazy we are... so it is better if you come and see it for yourself... And it is best if you are involved... Not really but ya... =)
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