Jokes of the Week

November 15th, 2009 by Trecia

Me, fail english? That's unpossible!

When I was young I used to have an imaginary friend, now I'm on facebook I have 319

I'd let you talk more, but you're not as interesting as I am. (I think Kanye should have said this line to Taylor on stage)

Keyboard not attached. Press [F1] to continue.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

Musical Chairs. Because kids don't already have a hard enough time feeling left out.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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